Ah, such sweet sound
The Fiddler on the Fuckin‘ Roof
Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?
Indeed it is Sir
Good day, good sir
How do you do? Look fine
I am certainly not fine by far
But you could say
I’m close to spectacular
Close to spectacular? How so?
Open your eyes
Spectacular’s right in front of you
Whatever you say, you’re spectacular
No I’m fantastically well
Come on man make up your mind
A minute ago you said you were fine
No I said I’m close to spectacular
But I’m meeting fine in a minute
Close to spectacular?
You said you were fantastically well
Exactly?? Which one are you?
Close to spectacular or Fantastically well?
I am certainly and without a doubt
Fantastically well and was close to Spectacular but I must say
You just pissed spectacular off
And don’t even mention exactly
But here comes fine right now
Oh lord, she is fine